Black and Blacker

I don't know if you can tell by my Avatar...☺️ 


But my earth-born race is of African descent. The nuances of which tribes and Orishas my features favor, are anyone's guess after the long game of "Who will win the race of races?" played from the perspective of "white" powers.

I use my avatar, in a paltry attempt to remain anonymous. But if you really wanted to know my identity, of course, you could find me easily. I'm not hiding.


As a "black" force of nature, I've been born and bred by American Black culture. We're all very familiar with the accomplishments of American Black people because, our influence spreads worldwide.

While I was born black and have lived a life under the tyrannical thumb of white privilege and its systematic oppression from the beginning, I remain surprisingly neutral in the big picture. On both sides of the race war there is fault to be found in individuals, rather than the entire culture of either.

you may feel like this is "All Lives Matter" rhetoric, but I assure you, it's the opposite. None of your lives matter much. Tracing back your ancestral debts to the beginning of your infernal lineages, makes you who you are, so if you're simply descended from a bunch of slave-trading-baby-killing-forced-labor Tyrants, you could be black, today, paying for the sins of your Jew-hating, Egyptian predecessors.

However, I am expected to choose a side, since damning everyone to my pristine version of a multidimensional psychological Hell would leave me with no friends to enjoy my Divine tenure with.
So, since I look like I'm black, I'm playing black.


Lately, other black Americans may have noticed there seems to be an upward trend of weaponized ignorance from the perspective of those who readily take advantage of white privilege. These people wear black culture as a trend.

For those who have brains but choose not to employ them, here are the definitions for you to not read:

cul·ture
/ˈkəlCHər/
noun
  1. 1.
    the arts and other manifestations of human intellectual achievement regarded collectively.
    "20th century popular culture"
    Similar:
    the arts
    the humanities
    intellectual achievement(s)
    intellectual activity
    literature
    music
    painting
    philosophy
  2. 2.
    the customs, arts, social institutions, and achievements of a particular nation, people, or other social group.
    "Caribbean culture"
    Similar:
    civilization
    society
    way of life
    lifestyle
    customs
    traditions
trend
/trend/
noun
  1. 1.
    a general direction in which something is developing or changing.
    "an upward trend in sales and profit margins"
    Similar:
    tendency
    movement
    drift
    swing
    shift
    course
    current
    run
    direction
    inclination
    leaning
    bias
    bent
  2. 2.
    a fashion.
    "the latest trends in modern dance"
    Similar:
    fashion
    vogue
    style
    mode
    craze
    mania
    rage
    fad

Culture is something that is CULTIVATED over time, through generations of tradition and sharing customs within a community. So, seeing that Black Americans were literally robbed and brainwashed of their culture when they were stolen from the motherland, forced to take a foreign religion, speak a foreign language, and not allowed to read, write or learn, it means that Black Americans were scrubbed of our origin identity.

But that still couldn't hold us.

We still managed to create Blues, Jazz, Funk, Hip-Hop, Rap, R&B, Street fashion, hood slang, Boxes & Bubbles, soul food, Southern Baptist church gospel, weaves and wigs with the baby hairs-and all the drip that comes with the Instagram life everybody wants to brag about living these days. Hell, even the gay community owes the personalities of its is queenliest fags to our mothers, sisters, and daughters.

All the things we were ever ridiculed, made fun for, bullied, and/or lynched about makes white people so jealous, because even after only 300 years and total removal of every part of our original culture, we still grew one from nothing, like the corn of our rows. It was uniquely ours, stemming from and rooted in oppression, and of course, now they want that too.

See, here's what's sad about cultural appropriation. Culture. Is not. a Trend. You cannot wear us like the mantles of slain lions and expect other lions to accept you as one. You look like a murderer who wants to get murdered to prove we are as savage as our reputation suggests. Beating our chests like silverback gorillas never seemed to scare you off, yet you clearly acknowledge the flex by calling us "monkeys" while you walk into the territory of wild and aggressive animals with every intention of showing how much of a Barbarian YOU can be, by slaying the youngest and most innocent of those animals.

This is just a sample of how a people who have no culture will quite literally and figuratively go for broke in search of some semblance of an identity that has any worth or merit just to wear as a facade to cover up the nothing. Even if it's purely on a superficial level.

Of course it's deeper than even that. Black people are also affected by the behavioral habits of the appropriators in increasingly negative ways.

For example: Miley Cyrus' twerk marketing scheme as her homage to pedophilia pulled in a lot of hate as well as, very publicly, shattered a beautifully idealistic marriage between a black woman and a white man.

Daniel Caesar's defense of YesJulz, a cultural appropriating bottom-feeder in the realm of trends who  collects black cards (i.e. permission to say "nigga") which she trades for anal, from the racially-profiled black men she chooses.

These. are subcultures. People don't talk about these though. Nobody talks about white culture, because the perception is that there isn't one- but there is. It manifests in the disrespect and talking back to their parents.

It manifests as white girls finding the biggest blackest cocks to sit on and trying to fill that black hole of void space between their ears by coming through their assholes.

It manifests as #metoo where generations of rapists from the time of incest with their own half-black house-slave children, has now become their full-blooded white daughters and sons that have to endure what they worked so hard, fighting tooth and nail to preserve in the civil war.

That confederate flag, means everything to them, because their cultural pride rests in this.

In passing around these cultures to any and everyone like a crack pipe, even the black youth are becoming addicted to the ways of appropriating white culture in exchange for our own.

Who says no to anal on the first date? Who says no to getting "white girl wasted" and passed around like a joint between friends at a party? Who makes the decision to have monthly abortions because they're not ashamed of being a slut and thusly, feel they shouldn't be slut-shamed?

Congratulations, you are an appropriator of white culture.

But nobody talks about that. How white people hate themselves so much, it's all they can do not to feel like a shapeshifting parody of mediocre regularity just looking at themselves in a mirror. It hurts not to be unique or have a skill...or a soul.



Nobody talks about how hard it is to not be able to feel anything, and resorting to trusting in the biggest dicks to knock down all your walls, kicking in the front and back doors until you're laying in a puddle of your own tears and ruin in pursuit of a physical manifestation of enlightenment through physiological emotional trauma and pain that even the strongest drugs can't provide you.

It's the mark of the weakest, weaponized victim. It killed Emmett Till.

So if you want to get back at the cultural appropriators, do not appropriate their culture in return. Knowing the psychology of the enemy branded in ANY COLOR, like any of the above described, you can even have a little fun by flaunting your supreme intelligence over their weak minds.

For example, being offensive, without being offensive.

Blackfishing is the new blackface...
Emma Hallberg


... and white is trending as the new black at Gucci, Zara and Prada.

Zara


Low-class ass Gucci

Prada. The Devil wouldn't be caught living or dead in this tacky shit.

Even the most basic of mixed bitches like to play in blackface!
Bianca-its-a-family-YouTube-channel-Prince

It's funny right? After all, minstrels are a joke.

So if you're tired of this kind of blatant, weaponized, willful ignorance. As a black person here's what you can do: You can make fun of cultural appropriators by dressing up like them dressed up like us.

On the surface it would seem as if you, yourself are poking fun at black culture, which would be your right, but the devil is in the details.What does your twerking look like in that 30 inche blonde wig, wearing lipstick tooooo pink while you stumble around saying "yasssssss, white girl wasted!" holding that bottle of rose', and making chitchat with all your raptor clawed friends with dusty cornrowed, ratty blonde lace wigs as you try and take pictures of your pillow stuffed ass at increasingly weird angles in the mirror? What does your blaccent sound like as you talk about  how much you love you boyfriends big-black-cock and how this "niggar" leaning too hard on the r's never texts you back.


You could even do an episode or take series' of pictures with  the results of spray tan on your already melanin rich skin after becoming a "fan" of  blackfishing models. The more participants, the merrier. Show those influencers the spread of their influence!

You could do an episode with lip fillers made of crisco. You can do an episode of cooking for your man and filming how you can't do anything efficient with your raptor claw press-on nails and we could all have wholesome laughter at the butt of the joke,without ever having to paint our skin white. If they laugh too, hell, you're still gettin' paid good karma, because the empty bitch that doesnt seek to know self only knows pain where identity should be.


My guess would be the joke would go over their heads though, and if they do that, then you're really winning. But what definitely, most certainly won't happen, is a white blackfisher, complaining that a black-blackfish-parody is offending them by appropriating our own culture. Therein lies the joke.

You can thank Solange for the inspiration.

Comments