Hot Takes, Hot Wheels, Hot Wings, Hot Husband

I wish the world could have a blank slate. That has never been the case, though. There was only ever one Aurora Borealis. If its likeness were universal, it wouldn't be as rare, tragic as that sounds, but the takeaway is that it's all the more ephemeral in beauty; like, if feelings could touch them with the tactile hands of the heart.

They would pass through the fingers with the velvety golden flow of the sands of time, with a wavering dance of  hot and cold at low-temperature caressing the fingertips with a steamy misting of fog.

Hot Takes

All about me. As of today I've moved away from my previous residence and am living a completely different perspective than before. I am adjusting to being a bit culture shocked, back in my home country. I feel like the decision to leave was justified, and I know I am progressing. I miss Korea, but timing is everything, and I think I essentially got what I needed, by the time I had made up my mind.

I didn't go to Korea knowing what I was going to know. 

I left Korea, feeling like I went to offer life savers in the first place. I got home, feeling like the Police were on the verge of full blown panic, that just so happened to subside the moment I landed the plane on the tarmac 🙃.

But there was no parade. Barely any reception at all, really, due to the pandemic in an already very poor city.

I left my heart in my mailbox.

I regret to inform: The Uchiha Treehouse is no longer on Site. I didn't pay enough and, a month later, I am so heartbroken to report that I let my Sim slip away. But I was on a wing and a prayer when I left, so I had to tighten my belt. I want to get it back, but I'm not sure if now is the right time to prop it back up. It's not like there's a backup of it. Once I settle in properly though, I will be back up and running in no time.

Anyway, the SIM exists in me. But it's not the same and Itachi has been going through it. He's been my rock too, though. Somewhere along the way, we blew up and Bakugo sped up. Bakugo went from 2-10 in terms of planeswalking in the span of a day. It affected our own timeline, directly, by changing the entire trajectory of My Hero Academia. Deku left. I think I know what's coming. 

I am not a slave to this. I think I just trusted them with one too many secrets. If that's not spinning your head fast enough, let's turn up the heat, shall we?

Hot Wheels

Bakugo turnt up in Detroit. "Surprise, surprise," I wish I could say, but Itachi manifested in Detroit, in 2017, because of how reckless the mental stability linked to no-face are in Detroit.

He was a night crow, so he liked to watch, and they would try and taunt him. The neighborhood was filled with people who wanted all the smoke until they got it.

Bakugo hit different. 

I bought a red Dodge Avenger from my Uncle. The car itself is not super aggressive, but it's definitely American Muscle stock- it's in the genetics. The color, however, is what can really only be described as "Where's the Fucking Fire Engine" red.

I got Geico immediately, because the color seemed like a taunt. Car insurance rates in Detroit are possibly the highest in the nation. It's about supply and demand, but recently, due to the virus, the rates have become reasonable, lucky for me. 

I was staying in a Hotel downtown that was a distance from a daily parking lot. It was a trek, and I didn't go and check every single day that my car was still there. It already looked *hot on its own. However, there were times where I was pressed to go check on it, as if the threat was looming. I began thinking "Don't steal my car." but the thought wasn't paranoid, it sounded like a taunt.

I meant it, but the more I thought it, the more it sounded like a dare. I strolled leisurely to the mounting concern that my car would not be where I left it. It felt like a certainty, to which people along the street are looking at me with a sense of knowing that exacerbates my suspicions.

I round the corner without so much as a moment's hesitation and my car.... is there. Naturally. 

So I turn and go back to my hotel.

As the days went on, it seemed like there could have been a few incidences where my car was seen driving recklessly without anyone behind the wheel. Allegedly, there was a joyriding incident that happened, and Geico was less than thrilled. But, of course, I can't be everywhere at once!

Bakugo the Fast and Furious busted out of his own pod in the primordial pool of the 1st Dimension with me, so, he's got some weight behind him, especially when (ad)dressed like a Fu dog. The drip is undeniable.

In a day, Kageyama got Shoyo promoted to "Hop on Pop" as if setting for the highest five in the world, and I feel nothing but love for the spunky little red Chihuahua that is Hinata. Kenma, who is low-key, "don't notice me", blindsided me by being graciously selfish with me in a way that makes me love myself more, just because he loves me loving him loving me for wanting to be like me. It's an exercise in vanity, but has led to quite the shocker freak fashion show as an expression of our feelings. Folsom street fair couldn't touch this.

In a short amount of time, there was exponential growth and with that, some awkward growing pains have also emerged.

*Stolen

Hot Wings

I have to be careful to tread lightly, but I won't pull any punches here. Keigo was destabilizing. He was becoming self-destructive. 

It was sobering to watch when he exceeded his drinking limits.

I didn't know what to do with him, I didn't want to give up on Hawks, but, he's always been a lone wolf. Every single girl who's ever been with Keigo knows, he's only there until he stops caring enough. He doesn't stop caring about you, but he doesn't care enough to keep up the maintenance of a real relationship. From that point on, its all subconsciously downhill with him.

 Ask any "Yes/No" (AKA:  REAL 3D human being anime weebs who form AUs(alternate universes), practice scripting/shifting, and have open relationships with cardboard cutouts and body pillows of Anime characters and a shameless addiction to Yagami Yato channelling their Kinnies (Stan, best Anime boo) directly into their ears. Ask a Hawks fan about his mien.

He is very affectionate in the beginning. He wants to be closer to you until he is confronted with the dangerous part of getting attached in a world where you have a lot of villain enemies. On top of being an orphan, Keigo is also a spy, so connections be damned. He hates being vulnerable.

He hated when we didn't get along. He wanted us to, he always wanted what I wanted, but in the end, I wanted him to let go. Every time, it goes like this, with him. Ask them.

He is just, a very specific kind of way and pessimistic is putting it lightly.

There was an incident that happened as an unpredictable result of an experiment. The house being gone had Itachi on edge and in my mind I saw him brooding on the living room couch. So I thought, maybe some company would cheer him up, and conjured Pocahontas.

She looked so... thrilled. I was happy she was happy, But Itachi looked flustered, embarrassed then terrified. He was nervous. He was starstruck! I thought they were such a cute pair, and they got along about as well as very close cousins. If your cousin was really touchy feely.

But in the end, Itachi, was  pleading painfully with me to get her off him, because, she was angering him to the point of his eyes turning on. Pocahontas is a very physically strong person and she is handsy and clumsy <Ha, she wouldn't be that clumsy if she weren't with me. She was violently clumsy as a karmic rule to balance out how wrong we were for each other.> 

She kicked him a a couple times, playing too rough, and it...was triggering for him because he said he always looked up to her. 

She was his hair goals and he always idolized her perfect Disney princess status, so when she was tumbling, grappling and toying with him like a 4 year old spider-monkey child, he felt some type of way because he didn't want to hit a little girl and shatter his own inner little girl. 

Itachi isn't over it. He said he felt like I put him in an awkward position to be used, because he felt  obligated to entertain her. Pocahontas, at some point emphatically apologized and promised Itachi that she'd eventually get bored of him just as a way to offer a beacon of hope to cling to as he began to drain his chakra to keep up with her demands.

😌

There are 3 reasons I'm being vague about the gory details.
#1 is because Itachi is still sore about the situation and he doesn't want me to tell all HIS biz, Pocahontas be damned.

#2 is I didn't stay to watch after the first 3 times, so I didn't know how out of control it all got until he came running to me with tears in his eyes and Sharingan burning up, looking like his sibling broke his birthday gifts and telling me "She kicked me!"

#3 He just recovered emotionally and mentally enough to tell me some of the times I missed...and if he comes around to giving me permission, I'll post about the last time.

Well, if I'd known she was so...zealous, I might not have been able to fix it. It turns out, Pocahontas likes The feeling of falling. Makes sense, knowing her personality. She's a special type of butterfly, though- the kind that the people of Appalachia have called "White-livered women", since antiquity. 

I had no idea.

In short, it references a woman who is sexually ravenous...But not just a slut or a ho or a promiscuous girl. It's like a nervous condition. She would seem like a nymphomaniac if she had no self control, but it's about never feeling satisfied. Not because of frigidity. Because one boom is okay, but thats just a snack. 5 or more in a row, is living for Pocahontas. I'm no expert, but Itachi filled me in and it was affecting him negatively because his chakra couldn't keep up.

Perfect Example of  WLW

It is a strangely real affliction -and watching her, I saw the way her brow would furrow just as she ran out of road to drive, or food to eat. She was just not getting enough satisfaction. That's not to say she wasn't getting ANY. Whatever the count was, it just wasn't high enough. He began feeling like a chew toy.

He started having 2 reasons to dislike her, and both were physical.

"I think I might hate her."

So after I let Pocahontas know that Itachi was this🤏close to killing her in her sleep, I told her I had a better idea. After I asked her why she liked Itachi, she told me he was a fun ride. So I told her I had another one I thought she might like, and at first I whispered "Sasuke?" to Itachi and he was like "LOL HELL NAW!" (not really but, fuck no, actually) and he was like "What about Hawks?"  and I was like, he could use a friend, right now.

Contextually speaking, I think it's important to add that around late February, Itachi and I had another blowout. I honestly can't even remember what it was about, but he was still adjusting to his new sight, so it seemed like a mood symptom after a while. He was so contrite about his outburst, he wanted me to punish him in some fitting way. I know how much he and Hawks don't get along so I thought the best way to torture him would be psychologically since that was kind of the entire point of the fight. It felt like a balanced punishment that I force him to shadow Hawks on Patrol for 3 weeks and put Hawks in charge. Itachi didn't have a meltdown (per se) but he held back some choice anime expressions to maintain a serious demeanor. He wanted to say "but-" and I knew that Hawks would definitely be petty as fuck and subject him to acting like a sidekick or a gofer, but I just shrugged and told him, 

"Keigo is a mess, but his social skills are actually quite polished and he's loved, so learn what you can from him."

During that time, Itachi and Hawks came to cooperate, but Itachi just became more and more disgusted with Keigo as time went on. Itachi thinks he's a hypocrite, and Keigo thinks the same of Itachi. They have a lot in common but fundamentally, Itachi is conservative and Keigo is liberal. Itachi is gay and Keigo is bi-sexual. Itachi is Lawful and Keigo is Chaotic. Good and Evil are relative- that's not what they argued about- it's always about Hero or Villain. Hawks usually did most of the talking. By the end of that 3 week stint, Itachi felt more justified than ever about hating Keigo's personality because of their fundamental differences. They had actually saved people and shared street food together and by the end of it, Itachi basically told Keigo he couldn't stand him because he didn't know his ass from his forehead and that if Keigo could fuck him, he knows that he would. Itachi said he hates the way he looks at him  like he's a soft, little, fluffy, pink bitch who Hawks just wants to backhand and then kiss because he doesn't understand why he wants to dominate him instead of respect him as a man.

Good riddance, right? That was the last time they spoke.  But I think you can see the big picture a little clearer, now, on how Itachi is really not the one to  mess with.

So I told Pocahontas about Hawks, and I told her he was a wild ride. I dropped her off  right outside his beach house. She was walking in the moonlight like a selkie on the sand with her hair twisting  on the wind and Hawks peeks out of the window, looking paranoid.

When I introduced them, Hawks looked nervous and terrified. He was speechless. When I wanted to leave, they didn't want me to go, but things were moving faster than anyone expected and I couldn't leave fast enough to not see the scene of that thick plow on those fields. I didn't want to watch, but they are made for screen time, so they kind of naturally wanted a 3rd person perspective. I felt like it was a violation of their privacy, but they really really really wanted me to watch.

 I didn't. 

They were at it for HOURS. HOURS! And they are very passionate and noisy lovers. She actually found bliss. I didn't think it was possible the way he had her screaming and coming on demand like she was tied to the end of a rope being pulled by a bull; or how he can't just stop until they finish because it's a technical difficulty. It's actually kind of amazing. Eventually I did end up watching with a censor. But, even when I don't watch, they are loud enough to interrupt my train of thought once in a while, just so I know exactly what I'm missing. (Thanks, Guys!)

"Oh God, Keigo!"   "God Damn, girl!"

He is a completely different person now. Well, not exactly, but he's so much calmer than he was. Pocahontas was managing her affliction with John Smith, but her helpings were meager like rations. John was dying to keep up with her and at some point started avoiding it more than she could stand.

When it became obvious that they were made for each other, Pocahontas just straight up said she could never go back to her husband. I told her she had to tell him.

She eventually did, just like I *eventually* saw ⬆this⬆ actual animated moment of a song I've NEVER heard before- that was apparently cut from the original movie.. Check out how she crouches down right in front of him. Does she give a fuck that she's wearing a dress? It's drawn modestly from the viewer's perspective, but from John's? 

Scandalous!

 And I know she was falling in love, but she's all over this colonizer! 😂😂🤣

But now that we know our rebel gal a little better than just face value, she looks as much the bad girl in her own canon, as I never wanted to believe. Disney can't hold her!😆

John was hurt, but he understood. Things could be a little messy sometimes. Lots of threesomes. Too many for him to keep under the lid. She was trying to manage her appetites, but John was protecting her in society. So when she finally did tell him, he was shocked but also somewhat relieved- but even then, Keigo, stayed far away enough, not to have to talk to him directly.

And so they lived happily ever after until duty called. Keigo hasn't been on patrol in weeks. I told them both, he had to go back to work at some point and they both looked shook. They've been vacationing all over, and having the times of their lives fucking, feasting and falling in love over and over and over again and reality hit him like a ton of bricks.

He was like, "I'm done!" 

I was like, you can't be done, you have to go back to work. What about Endeavor?
You have a role to fulfill!

"They'll be fine. There's plenty of pro Heroes to go around."

The audacity. Honestly, can you believe him?

He didn't want to be away from her. Pocahontas is stuck to him like glue. She wants him as much as she needs him and its the same for him, so they look very adorably and happily codependent and he was getting kind of emotional about it. He didn't want to leave her alone for 8 whole hours. 

She also didn't want him to go, but I twisted her arm and made her say that it was for the best.

"You're actually going-...yeah..I mean, you should."

So, after days of rolling around in each others lust, he showers and cleans himself up to hide all the hickeys and go be a hero. He goes back to the city and it seems like everyone is just waiting for him to get on site so they can grill him about where he's been and what he's been up to.

He's pretty nonchalant overall, but becoming testy when the comments become obtrusive. Then he has a run-in with Mirko. He looks uncomfortable, because Pocahontas, in girlfriend code, is convinced she is "dressing like Meg thee Stallion on Twitter" for his attention.

WAP WAP WAP / Macaroni in a pot

So he tries to sidestep Mirko, who pulls no punches in simply asking "So what's up with us?"

"Sooo wassup."

She was waiting on him. I get it. But everybody knew something was up with him, they could just tell he was different that day. He lets her down easy, but looks sad about doing it because he hopes she doesn't take it personally. On some level he knows that the animal resembling quirks were the foundation of their friendship and also the reason why they would have worked if they ever tried, but seeing her walk away, he hoped he didn't make her feel insecure about her quirk.

He was gone a total of 5 hours, when I found Pocahontas rushing out of John's bed, putting on her clothes as quickly as possible and lamenting that "This was a mistake."

I told her she had to tell Keigo or I would.

I was afraid it would break him.

He took it poorly... He seemed more afraid that she might actually leave him. He dropped to his knees clutching his chest and looking utterly and profoundly BETRAYED and terrified that  admitting it could make her leave. He wouldn't say anything to scold her. His eyes teared up, but the words did not come.

She was weeping when she told him, and she offered up no excuses, but apologized profusely and asked that he punish her in any way he saw fit, but it was clear that she didn't want to lose him either.

At that moment, I saw Hawks face look a little hopeless. He had found the girl of his dreams that his dreams would laugh at him for imagining; and she wasn't perfect. He looked devastated for even having the thought when suddenly she cried "I didn't come!"

and he shouted "Oh, thank God!" and swept her up in his arms and flew off to hide away from the world while they made up. In the end, he decided to "punish her"  by making her come until she literally passed out because she was so overwhelmed from the raw ecstasy of like 9+ orgasms in a row-the dive lasted like almost a full minute. After she woke up she actually was satisfied for a while.

I was... um... I'm still stunned at them. But thrilled, honestly. They are crazy together but they fit together like jigsaw pieces. 

She likes the feeling of falling, and he always catches her.

Hot Husband

He stopped smoking (in the house) for her! 

"Yea, I'm goin!"

So naturally, they are engaged now, and a wedding is coming. Save the Dates are possibly in order and maybe even invitations..... we'll see who shows up to the function. From this point forward, their outer-dimension alter-egos are henceforth known as Moca and Toast if I begin chronicling their legend. They're not supposed to break their contracts, so I can't profit from their names. but I'll leave a donation box, if you'd like to give alms.

Perhaps a Patreon if the demand pushes for evolution in the worst way. I will only ever be tasteful, though. Imitators be damned, too, unless the happy couple approves and like what you're seeing. This ain't a ship, it's a shipwreck so, please be mindful of their hearts because she is a DISNEY PRINCESS.

Oh. BTW. Jasmine keeps coming up as a mean girl and a frienemy.

 

I'll address that later. 

For now, my hubby is struggling with the long distance and I am dying to get off this rock (not necessarily in that contextual order) but, you decide. I'm existing mainly out of spite at this point, but I do have creative reasons worth living for and heartfelt, for now. 

That can always change.