Hallmark Postcards

Where to begin again?

I wish I knew. I've been wanting to post for at least a week now. At first I was focused on the activites at the homestead and chronicling the memories of the cute or otherwise spontaneous happenings between its residents.

Like the time Itachi and Pocahontas got into a hair fight. She and he have a weird relationship, and over these past weeks it has become ever so refined in its competitive nature. They cannot wait to show the other up. If she got new shoes, he's got a new watch, if she's grilling imported Bavarian sausage, he's grilling gourmet kebabs. It's a little out of hand, but, healthy so far. 

As a matter of fact the past weeks have been making sure that everything is copacetic in that realm, since it was a rocky procession to this point. 

But now that that's behind us, lets take a moment to catch up on the wedding, since it's been a month since Moca and Toast tied the knot. Since my start on Patreon, which, btw thank God nobody's paying me yet because I haven't met my highest tier's deadline for June yet...

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I'm working on it, I swear!  I hit a pothole of depression and somehow the days slid by me and even now I think I might be being a little hard on myself- but even multidimensional fuckboys like me get distracted from time to time, while juggling, so please be patient with me. Thank you.

I'm just begging for money at this point, really. I have no pride.

So on that note, I will be finishing the Patreon 😏NSFW😘 tier by- I'm going to aim for Friday (7/9) even though that feels super ambitious. The Honeymoon.🤭 

But first!

The Turquoise Wedding

And it went a little something like this...

The day has come. The scene is set. The guests are ready.	Moca works that dress and the aisle like a catwalk. Her stylist must be a genius.	You may kiss. Just remember to leave space for Jesus.
Oh My God. You guys are actually married. Wow.	Of course that speech is best friend material.	It was a genuine smile, but we're just hugging. Maybe make sure you're not being watched. Lest you be judged.
The wedding went as planned until spreading questions about the groom's family absence, and now, rumors about his shoe size, began.	SURPRISE! Look who else showed up last minute! Despite his son and wife having to hold him up, he put on a hero's brave face to be here.	What a beautiful family you have, Toast. Please cherish them.

It went well, all things considered. Planning a wedding, even one such as this was actually quite a feat. It went as planned but things unfolded unexpectedly, just as in real life. Not everyone who was invited even came. They couldn't be bothered to be our guests, I guess.

I'm sure that'll be a nice and awkward juicy conversation the next time they meet on set.

Hot Pink Pride

June was a conflicting month for me because I'm not out of the closet and I won't ever officially comeout because too many people have fought and died to defend the title of  "gay" and they deserve it. I am an anamalous technicality so as this finite minority, I reserve the right to stay silent in that context. 

HOWEVER

I felt compelled to participate even just in acknowledgement of the fact that I'm literally in a (literally)queer(literally) relationship. What even is Animesexual?

This:

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