Fresh Farm to Table (New Residency Update)

The lifestyle adjustment of an ex ex(istential) super spy. How to tone it down and live within your means.

1. Shop like you are poor, and know how to live on a budget.

2. Make your home where your heart space is, not your parking garage.

3. The rights of moors and men are protected by Sharia laws;

4.  Advance at the captain's helm as if design is by right.☸️

I know what you're thinking: "Which bookshelf is the 2nd floor hallway behind?" 

It's not in the best neighborhood- "stranger things" occur here all the time; coming up from the ground usually. I had to buy old analog radios for each room from a thrift store because silent hill shades come like stormy weather sometimes, or so I heard from the HOA. *I'd* think it was the neighbors doing, but I just got here, so what do I know? 

Anyway, since any kind of ol' break-in could happen, it's nice to have a hidden nook and hollow hideout built-in here and there, plus all amenities included!

 It perfectly fit my budget. 🦄

 Like the exact amount... 🤷🏽‍♀️

Also it's only a 45-minute drive from the city, if I take the "shortcut". 

If I go the long way, it's a 3-week coastal drive.

"The Long Way"