You know what? In Crisis Core:Reunion, Aerith tells Zack she wants a nicer flower cart after he makes her a perfectly suitable one for what she asked. It wasn't a focal point, just one of those things that Anime glosses over when two people don't feel the same way about each other. It would seem especially since the Crisis Core remaster was developed after Cloud was living with me, that she was projecting. I also reconcile that the entire series reads like declassified Turks files. But what she said rubbed me the wrong way though, especially since she called a meteor down to the planet the first time after committing genetic cesspool STD mutation atrocities that led to planetwide Geostigma after she involved HERSELF with the lifestream. Jenova project my ass! What a Sita! I was like, is she talking about Pushpaka cart? because SHE would. I'm tired of pretending I wouldn't snatch her head off like a doll on sight. The bitch got a remake and never should've come back from the dead. She and Tifa been playing "Cool World" trying to become real girls, but ya'll just nursing cursed hinas with your weeaboo simping. Anyway; What the Greed?
"Come one, come all star signs,"
"Purpose! You want it, we've got it in spades!"
"All the mercies of the fates couldn't have led you to a greater sign that this is the one you needed to see!"
"Complete with a woo0woo captain who loves her dead son, Buddha, more than any humans!"
"Add your two cents to a pile of pennies that wouldn't cover crossing the Styx in this economy!"
"Add in a laugh that ancient religion doesn't make sense to anyone since the earth became round after The Great Flood!"
"Add in some Old Bay seasoning because it's literally the one thing I'm missing in my savings account..."
"And don't forget to work toward a dowry for a living wedding AND a Dia de los feliz Muerte!"
"You too, can become a Bodhisattva OR a coveted CORPSE BRIDE with a few more life-earned lifetime commitments-"
"But since the hourglass of Samsara is all out of time, this shopping network is coming to a close soon."
"So you can at least smell like one. Call 555-6347 for your limited edition Sweet Egyptian Annunaki Sith spritzer today while limited supplies last!"
"Or, maybe look up at the Sun and apologize for all of the things you did in the dark, when you thought Lucifer couldn't see you?"
"I doubt any of you pussies are that strong. So why the fuck did you ever think you could do ANYTHING but be mad from behind the screen of a FUCKING computer?"
"Let the sun warm your retinas right where your soul wouldbe, since my eyes would only scorch you." -An Aldebaran Serpent (incarnate) P.S.
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